The New England Classic
Girl Barefoot In Bathroom Definitely Has Kinky Sex

Girl Barefoot In Bathroom Definitely Has Kinky Sex

Dorm StuffSex February 22, 2021 The New England Classic

"She talks about ‘impact play’ a lot but I just assumed it was some kind of workout, like HIIT or something.” Girl Barefoot In Bathroom Definitely Has Kinky Sex

CHEVERUS HALL — Rumors and hushed giggles circulated the third floor of Cheverus Hall after Prudence Priss (MCAS ’24) said of her roommate Sav Teward (CSON ‘24), “no matter how much I shame her or question her… never wears shoes to the bathroom, not even to shower.” Allegedly, Teward returns to her dorm room after showering with nauseating things stuck to her soles, even the remnants of other women’s shaving endeavors.

Boston College Office of Residential Life recommends that all residents using communal bathrooms wear shoes to prevent bacterial and fungal infections. 

Priss has reportedly noticed a few other oddities about Teward, who “seemed nice and pretty enough, but not too pretty, on the Facebook group. She talks about ‘impact play’ a lot but I just assumed it was some kind of workout, like HIIT or something.”

“She has one section of her Sterilite 3-Drawer Cart that is particularly intriguing. I don’t know if she doesn’t realize that it’s fully transparent or if she has no shame, but everything in it is visible to an innocent onlooker. She keeps a crop, a collar, and other questionable leather paraphernalia in it. I always thought she was a horseback rider, or maybe one day she was going to do some sort of cosplay, but I finally looked up what impact play was and I’m starting to think differently,” Priss said.

Other floor members have coined the name “Barefoot Contessa” for Teward, and there are often mumblings about the varying noises of pain and pleasure that come from their room. 

Priss said, “Now I understand why she has no concern about the chilling tile of the communal bathroom. She puts her body through much more almost every weekend, and occasionally Tuesday and Thursday mornings when she doesn’t have class. Honestly, wearing shoes in the bathroom must be a nuisance after you’ve been letting first-timers call you ‘madame’ all night.” 

At press time, Teward was seen washing the contents of her secret drawer in the second sink from the left, under the envious gaze of her flip-flopped floormates.