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Freshman Lists Organ For Sale In Class Facebook Group

Freshman Lists Organ For Sale In Class Facebook Group

FreshmenStudent Life January 29, 2018 The New England Classic

KOSTKA HALL — Late Sunday evening, Boston College freshman Gail Blatter took to the Official Boston College Class of 2021 Facebook group to list one... Freshman Lists Organ For Sale In Class Facebook Group

KOSTKA HALL — Late Sunday evening, Boston College freshman Gail Blatter took to the Official Boston College Class of 2021 Facebook group to list one of her kidneys for sale. The post read, “Selling one of my kidneys! Near perfect condition, almost like new. Willing to negotiate price. Message me if interested!”

According to Blatter, over seven different interested buyers have contacted her just days after listing the organ for sale. “I’m in CSOM, so I know what I’m doing. I’m definitely going to use the business skills I’ve learned so far to ensure I maximize profit and all that stuff. I have all the leverage right now” she told The New England Classic in an exclusive interview.

When asked, Blatter cited a low bank account balance as the rationale to why she’s parting ways with one of her most integral organs. “Going out three nights a week isn’t going to pay for itself. I could just get an on-campus job, but I already work myself pretty hard, and no one needs that extra stress. Besides, there’s a reason you only need one kidney.”

At press time, Blatter was seen expanding her market to the Class of 2020 Facebook group, the Class of 2019 Facebook group, and Craigslist.

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