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The Worst Person You Know Just Reminded You They’re NOT Going To Nashville For Fall Break Hot

Dorm Stuff Oct 10, 2025

“To be honest, when my friends told me they were going to Nashville, I was pretty disappointed in them,” said Lou Zerr (MCAS ‘26). “As a free thinker, there’s just something that a weekend drinking in Nashville couldn’t give... Read more

Following Federal Government Shutdown, UGBC Vows To Continue Doing Absolutely Nothing Hot

Big Issues Oct 10, 2025

“Following the suit of our effective federal government,” said Munnyin Pockets (CSOM ‘28), “...We... Read more

LTE: I Think My RA Confiscated My Dildo During Room Checks…

LTE Oct 8, 2025

I lifted my head to the ceiling, praying to whoever was listening to bring... Read more

Freshman Boy Disappointed By Lack Of Shaw-ties In The Shaw House

Dorm Stuff Oct 3, 2025

THE ANIMAL HOUSE OF UPPER CAMPUS — Every year, hundreds of incoming Boston College... Read more

Eagle Escort Now Offering Complimentary Catcalling Services

Campus Culture Oct 2, 2025

Previously only used as a transportation service for injured or otherwise disabled students on... Read more
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