Spooky: Roommate Seriously Considering Sexy RBG Costume
WALSH HALL — Recent reports from multiple Walsh residents have confirmed that local roommate and VSCO girl Sarah Sleshinger was seriously considering a “sexy RBG” costume for this Halloween. The costume, consisting of only the little white collar-thing and a gavel in the shape of a penis, was purchased by Sleshinger earlier this week from Amazon Prime’s Historical Hoes®️ Collection.
“I want everyone to know that I’m cool and political, but also totally down to fuck,” said Sleshinger when asked about her costume choice.
A friend in a neighboring 8-man, Halo “Combat Evolved” Ween (LSEHD ’23), also shared his thoughts about the costume, saying, “It’s definitely one of the scariest things I’ve seen this year.”
But Sleshinger, who will likely end up seeing a total of three (3) people this weekend due to COVID-19 restrictions, was adamant about her decision.
“It’s like, RBG did women’s rights, so I wanna honor her by exercising my right to be a slut, okay? It’s been, like, so hard lately since Trump went and replaced her with Amy Conan O’Brien Berét who’s just gonna go and inverse Road vs. Wave. Totally not cool.”
At press time, Sleshinger was spotted trying on her second costume, a very terrifying ghoul, which the packaging explained was called a “Mitch McConnell.”