What The Heck? Fine, I Guess I’ll Take This Other Ticket While I’m Already At The Women’s Basketball Game
CONTE FORUM — When senior Max Huckaby (CSOM ’23) walked into Conte Forum on Thursday night, he expected to watch a BC Women’s basketball game just like he always does. What he did not expect, however, was to be offered a ticket to the Men’s basketball game against Syracuse this Saturday.
“I was like…what the heck? I had no idea this was happening. I guess I’ll wait in line and take the ticket, but that’s not why I’m here. I’m here to watch the Eagles dominate,” insisted Huckaby.
As the game heated up in the second half, the Classic staff tried to locate Huckaby to ask his thoughts on how the Women’s team was playing. He was nowhere to be found.
When our team reached out via email, Huckaby replied that he had unfortunately had to leave the game at halftime. In attempting to explain his early departure, it appeared that Huckaby had accidentally copied and pasted a list of excuses from his notes app. It read as follows:
– Feeling under the weather
– Nuclear threat
– Thought I saw a bear
– Actually did see a bear
– Nashville hot chicken
– Found out Jimmy Carter died
– Remembered the Alamo
– Hot dog fingers