Priest Confused As To Why Students Are Giving Out Weird Gloves Outside Of Mac
MCELROY HALL — This past Friday, as he was strolling down Commonwealth Avenue, Fr. Rob Trogen, S.J. reportedly encountered two students giving out “weird gloves” outside of the McElroy Dining Hall. According to onlookers, Fr. Trogen appeared confused by the students’ helpful-yet-mischievous demeanor.
“Why don’t these gloves have any fingers on them?” asked Fr. Trogen, fumbling with the packaging. “I don’t see the utility in mitten-style gloves. I hate mittens.”
The students at the table attempted to explain the benefits of the weird gloves, but Fr. Trogen dismissed their explanations outright. At one point, he was seen blocking his ears with his hands and repeatedly making “na-na-na” sounds.
At press time, Fr. Trogen was seen putting the gloves onto bananas to preserve their freshness.