“Everything’s Good, You?” Reports Hometown Friend
YOUR HOMETOWN — In a 10-minute text message exchange held Tuesday afternoon, it was confirmed that “everything” with your hometown friend Ryan was “good, you?” While he confirmed that “classes sucked,” your pal from high school was keen to note that his workload this semester “wasn’t too bad” and that he “can’t complain.”
When asked about what else he’s been doing, Ryan indicated that he “hadn’t been doing much, just kinda hanging out,” although he was keen to point out that he had started pledging a fraternity, which he described as “pretty cool.” It was also revealed in the course of the digital exchange that both you and Ryan would be home for the same week in March, a fact both of you recognized as “cool.” Shortly thereafter followed a bi-lateral affirmation that you and Ryan would “definitely hang out” during the course of the aforesaid week.
Ryan also put an end to speculation about [your mutual friend] Billy when he announced that he had not “heard from him in weeks,” thus confirming that it has been a while since anyone had heard from Billy. The conversation came to a quick halt, however, when Ryan announced that he had class in five minutes, and that he would “talk to you soon.”