Welcome To Another Episode Of Pimp My UIS!
Welcome to another episode of Pimp My UIS! I’m your host, world-renowned Catholic rapper ever2Xcel, and today we’ve got a university information system that is in serious need of an upgrade! Johnny Manzo is a junior in the Lynch School here at Boston College, and he’s been registering for courses for years with this piece-of-shit UIS. Pretty miserable right?
Yeah, like I said, pretty fucking pathetic. Well, worry no more Johnny, you’ll be able to get into any class you want once my boys over at East Coast Codemonkeys are done tricking out your digs!
First, our font expert Tim Newroman is gonna upgrade you from that oldschool Courier, no one rocks that shit anymore. Throw a Fixedsys on that bitch! And that’s not all—we like to go hard here at PMUIS, let’s bump things up to Bold Oblique, motherfucker!
Now that’s what I’m talking about! Absolutely sick work by my boy Tim, I’m giving him the rest of the day off. But we’ve still got work to do. I’m talking a powerful orange body with an eye-catching green trim, ya dig? We’ll keep the white highlights because it’s a classic look, but throw in a red cursor highlight so fools will know that our man Johnny means serious business when he’s signing up for Intro to Ceramics. Let’s hand this off to ECC’s color specialist, Boy G. Riv—Don’t hold back!
THAT IS HOW SHIT GETS DONE IN CHESTNUT HILL! Riv even threw in a sick custom username because he knows how to keeps things 100. Fuck, I’m so hype right now, I can’t imagine what Johnny is gonna be like when he sees this shit. I may have forgotten to mention this earlier, but Johnny doesn’t really know that we messed around with his UIS, we actually just found his login info scribbled on a sticky note that I picked up on the third floor of O’Neill. But either way, my dude is gonna lose his mind! Probably.
And hey look at the time, that’s all we’ve got for you this week, thanks for tuning in folks! Check back next week for another pimped-out UIS! If you’d like to have your UIS pimped in a future episode, drop me a line at [email protected], or just click on the Tools tab at the top of the UIS program window. Good luck with registration playas, and don’t forget to keep things holy for my main man Jesus Christ. Peace, Love, and UIS!