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Oh No! Dad Plans To Paint Himself In Maroon And Gold For Parents Weekend Game

When questioned by the Classic, Fied said this was not, in fact, a philosophical question. Just this morning, his Dad bought the entire shelf of body paint at their local Home Depot with plans to “strip down (ALL the way), lather up, and show his Boston College spirit.”

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UNC vs. BC: Is This Elder Abuse?

Countless messages in the class of 2025 group me indicate that an “unc” ticket is the hottest one on the market.

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LTE: My Parents Don’t Know How To Socialize Either

My mom keeps refusing to eat Greg’s dad’s food because she feels bad, but she’s actually just making it awkward as fuck. As I watch my parents, I ask myself, why must I feel ashamed of my parents’ uncanny dispositions?

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