LTE: Help! I Got Auto-Enrolled Into A One Seat Sex-Ed Class

Dear NEC,

I’m a nursing major and need to take anatomy. Instead of landing a decent class with a fine ahh class crush to study on/with, I ended up in RUUP6900: “A Deep Dive Into What That Mouth Do” with professor Pred Adore. Having never heard of this class or professor before, I tried looking him up on the agora registration portal, only for his name to show up on a different kind of registry. 

Confused but intrigued, I turned to the syllabus for some clarification. The syllabus says the class has the opportunity to turn into a practicum, but only if you’re DTF — “Down to (in)Form.” Other portions of the syllabus included (just the) tip to success, and a do’s and don’t’s list, which I thought would be helpful… until I scrolled down to discover it solely consisted of:

Do:

It clap doe? 

Me pls

Don’t: 

Bring protection

Tell a trusted adult

I was lowkey just going to skip because who actually goes to their 9 A.M., but further down on the syllabus I saw, “Attendance is mandatory, but if you can’t come, we can arrange a meeting time outside of the office. Just let me know a few hours in advance so I can ask the roommate for the room. Or not aha, I don’t mind watchers ;).” 

As if it being a 9 A.M. wasn’t bad enough, I have to wake up even earlier to walk to it considering the classroom apparently “can’t be less than 500 feet away from schools” for some weird reason he didn’t mention. 

If you know of any other classes with space available, please let me know so I can switch out before the first oral exam.

Thanks,

Vicki Tum (CSON ‘28)

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