10 Kalshi Bets That Somehow Didn’t Hit For Your Roommate This Super Bowl

CITYSIDE TAVERN — Us here at the Classic hope that your Super Bowl Sunday was nothing short of unforgettable. Nothing really tops the experience of a game more boring than the investments homework you were putting off, your roommate blacking out in the second quarter, and sitting next to that one guy who REALLY wants to “check out” the Turning Point USA halftime show. In case that doesn’t sound like the best time ever, there’s one more thing you could’ve added for guaranteed fun: gambling on Kalshi. If you also wanted to spend your Sunday screaming at the TV and Gronk spiking your phone on the ground, here are some of the bets you could’ve joined your roommate on:

1. Sam Darnold 300+ yards passing
2. Benson Boone appearing in Bad Bunny halftime show
3. Ann Michael Maye 150+ yards from scrimmage
4. Mike Vrabel strip tease
5. #eabe7f Gatorade color for the Gatorade shower
6. JD Vance and Erika Kirk legally married at Turning Point Halftime Show
7. His dad telling him he’s proud of him
8. Seattle’s Kenneth Walker and New England’s Christian Gonzalez falling in love
9. Becoming happy
10. Stefon Diggs finds out he has another baby mama

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