Urinetown? Piss Kink Support Group Meets At Robsham This Weekend

ROBSHAM THEATER — The Office of Student Involvement has recently introduced a new student organization that really fills a void that no student groups have been brave enough to address. Yup…you guessed it! A Piss Kink support group! Did you think it was an LGBTQ+ Resource Center? No you silly gay goose! It’s called Urinetown, encapsulating the spirit of community fostered among those with a piss kink here at Boston College.

“I was introduced to this source of pleasure the first time I went to Barcelona Wine Bar and the bartender poured white sangria into my mouth… Wow, I never thought I would find my purpose from a pale yellow liquid, but look where I am now!” said Shawn Golden (CSON ‘28). Golden, a founding member of Urinetown, has been advertising the support group by handing out yellow “Let it Mellow on Me” Jello shots on the Gasson quad.

“I’m really just trying to be a man for others…that’s my philosophy behind founding the group and why I’m becoming a nurse…among other things…haha…” said Golden. “Urinetown is meant to serve as a place where others can relish in their golden pleasure, just like I’ve found at the hospital!”

At press time, the Classic found Golden stationed at the Rat soda machine, watching lemonade overflow his cup and smirking. If you’re anything like Golden and enjoy a nice yellow shower join Urinetown tonight at 7:30! 

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