CSOM Bad

FULTON HALL — A report been done has say that CSOM bad. This report done by CSOM (bad) and confirmding this is the school’s spokesguy who speaks at school and says, “CSOM bad.”

Students in and teachers at Boston’s College are agree with CSOM bad. MCAS guy Steven Stevens, who is studies English and Communications, has saying yesterday, “The big guys that business are not nice and do mean things. It is now time to do no more CSOM.” Others say CSOM bad too — BC professor Einstein even has said in 1784, “I think that [CSOM] is [very bad and dumb].”

According to things that people tell, is that Boston’s College might make CSOM (bad) go away soon. However, people aren’t knowing for sure and many of big business guys are say CSOM good (wrong)! Idiot guy Will thinks CSOM not bad, but Will is biggest dumb there can be.

At press time, Baldwin was seen making big poopy all over CSOM.

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