Best Birthday Present Ever? Agora Is Making You Change Your Password!
WTF March 13, 2019 The New England Classic
Holy shit, it’s your birthday! You’re another year older, and BC knows the most thrilling way for you to celebrate. A nice dinner with your friends and family? Humbug! A card from grandma? Phooey! These gifts are nothing compared to the gift Agora is giving you this year – the opportunity to change your portal password, of course!
Sure, you’ve been using the same password for everything since you opened your Club Penguin account in second grade, but in order to meet Agora’s password requirements, you’ll have to carefully recraft your password to ensure that it contains an uppercase letter, a lowercase number, a symbol from the Greek alphabet, the first letter of your mom’s maiden name, and at least one umlaut. Cybersecurity truly is the gift that keeps on giving!
Ultimately, the best part of this gift is that Agora remembered your birthday this year – that’s more than you can say for your roommate Jake! Happy birthday, and we’ll see you back here next year.
