Spooky! These Guys Dressed As Ghosts Keep Saying Some Really Racist Shit
PULASKI, TN — Mac Xavier (MCAS ‘19) ventured to Southern Tennessee over the Halloween weekend to visit his longtime friend from high school, Dave Dukington. Many were reportedly dressed for the occasion, and some of the people who were dressed up as sheet ghosts kept saying “some really racist shit,” according to Xavier.
“At first, I thought everyone was cosplaying as Charlie Brown from the Halloween special, or that they came from a birthday party still wearing their pointy hats,” said Xavier. “But then they started chanting around a burning lowercase ‘t,’ and that’s when I realized they must have been in Theta Kappa Ro together.”
Over the course of the evening’s festivities, the sheet ghosts were seen throwing bricks through windows — likely a prank, which later escalated to throwing flaming liquor bottles at restaurants and stores.
Though swept up in the excitement, Xavier did report some odd behavior among the sheet ghosts. “They really wouldn’t stop saying some truly mean shit about almost everyone that wasn’t white. But at least they had catchy chants to go along with it!”
At press time, the sheet ghosts were seen REALLY advocating for certain people not to vote in the upcoming midterm election.