“You Look Great Today,” Reports Robsham Window

LOWER CAMPUS — Sitting there a little more reflective than usual today, the Robsham Window reportedly wanted to let you know how great you look today.

“Damn! You look good as hell today. Is that a new shirt?” the Robsham Window told the press in a conference earlier this afternoon, adding that it would love to ask you out to “coffee or ice cream or something” if it “wasn’t a fucking window.”

At press time, the mirror in your over-lit bathroom was in a heated debated with the Robsham Window about your appearance.

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