“Forever Fitz Girls” Are Over After Labor Day Weekend On The Cape
Campus CultureFreshmenStudent Life September 4, 2025 The New England Classic
FALMOUTH, Ma. — “Welcome Week was the best week of my life…but I guess good times never last” says Madysynn Dramae (MCAS ‘29), one of the victims of the Falmouth Fallout.
Madysynn and seven other residents on the second floor of Fitzpatrick Hall thought they had it all figured out. By Labor Day Weekend, they had already discussed plans for a Walsh 8-man and contacted Urban Realty about that house on Kirk for junior year. Little did they know, it would all come to a screeching halt by the time they passed Plymouth.
“It all started when Kaleigh told me to like stop hooking up with my ex because he has a new girlfriend. Like who the fuck are you to tell me that?!” said Madysynn. Dramae claims that Kaleigh York (CSON ‘29) tried to “Catholic guilt-trip” her the entire weekend.
“The only advice I gave Mady was to stop being a skank and maybe not order Crumbl twice a week if she is trying to go on a gym date with that sophomore she met at Sunset,” said York.
The Cape Catastrophe reached a point of no-return when York cropped Dramae out of an Instagram post captioned “Day three and already cant imagine my life without them ????.” The move, regarded by the others as “lowkey savage,” resulted in Dramae sobbing for, like, two hours locked in the Falmouth Inn bathroom filling out a transfer application.
Hailey Spite (LSEHD ‘29), self appointed girls’ girl of the group, immediately intervened. Within minutes, she renamed “fitz babiez ????” to just “chat.”
Although York and Dramae haven’t spoken since Fitz-Schism, both told the Classic they are “literally thriving.” Dramae even said she’s currently in her “redemption era” and cited her request for a single in Williams as evidence of growth.
