Fabían And 9 Other Things Your Girlfriend Did While Abroad In Barcelona

FOSTER STREET — ¡Felicidades! Your girlfriend just completed her semester abroad in Barcelona! Now that she has returned to her humble Foster Street abode, let us take a look back at the top 10 things she did in Barça:

1. Studied economics at the prestigious Pompeu Fabra University 
2. Admired Gaudí’s inspired architecture throughout the historic city
3. Enjoyed sangria and tapas with her amigas
4. Was wooed by a tan, chiseled, and hung tapas bartender, Fabián
5. Immersed herself in the vibrant nightlife with Fabián 
6. Tried local delicacies like beans at Opium Barcelona and paella at Casa Amalia
7. Wouldn’t stop getting annoyed with you on Facetime as she said, “Babe, Fabián isn’t taking us to ‘eye-BEE-za’, it’s pronounced ‘ai-BEE-thuh’”
8. Indulged in a daily siesta at Fabián’s flat
9. Stopped responding to texts (wow does she take long naps and showers!)
10. Fabián…dude, Fabián was totally porking your girl

After such deep cultural penetration, her transition back to life in Boston will be quite arduous; thankfully, your safe and predictable nature is all she needs to get used to home. While her Spanish Stallion may have won the battle, you will win the war when she inevitably decides to relinquish all romantic aspirations and settle with your pasty, Edward Cullen-esque ass.

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