Students React To A Bad Bunny At The Super Bowl Halftime Show
Campus CultureWTF October 1, 2025 The New England Classic
GASSON QUAD — A commotion slammed campus this past week when news of the Super Bowl Halftime performer dropped during the mid-class scurry. This ruckus matched the uproar that followed Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Grammys. Accordingly, the Classic sprang into action, and hit the scene on Gasson Quad to hear reactions from our fellow students.
The first student we talked to was overjoyed by the representation of this year’s pick. While reposting a black screen to support the BLM movement, Whyt Femnis (LSEHD ‘28) said, “I mean ideally my first pick would’ve been Taylor, especially with the upcoming album drop and everything, but I’m really validated by this year’s pick. I’m always advocating for more female representation in sports, since apparently everyone just wants to focus on the trans shi. I think this performance is going to be hugeee for the program, and really contribute to the movement destigmatizing the term ‘pick me girls.’ God forbid a gal vibes with IPA’s and likes Andrew Tate…”
We caught Boo Tlicka (CSOM ‘26) on his way home from a Sons of St. Patrick meeting. When asked for a comment he said, “I don’t care who plays at half time as long as I don’t see any kneeling for the national anthem. I will say that it’s great that we’ll have one of our men in blue up there, even if it’s some woke girl. Plus, her biological alignment with large birthing hips preserves the future of our superior gene pool…if ya pickin up what I’m slappin’ downnn.”
We broadened our search to the Student Admissions Program office, where we ran into a student stranded while searching for his “Eagle For A Day.” “I’m a huge fan,” said Zue Philia (MCAS ‘29), “I’ve seen ALL of her content, even some of the fan made stuff, but like in a supporting small creators way. You should see my computer—uh maybe not actually—but TRUST me, I’m a huge fan. Kinda surreal that I’ll see her on stage, I’m just so used to fantasizing, I mean, uh, admiring, her through a screen. It’ll be a relief to finally transcend the boundaries in our relationship and take it to the next level.”
One thing is clear: Nobody here gaf about football anymore. With our Eagles shitting the bed every week, all anyone wants is some hot bunny action. Speaking of, the Classic reported sightings of Philia groping the bunnies on the Gasson quad at press time.
