Embarrassing! Tom Brady Accidentally Kisses His Wife Instead Of His Kids
ATLANTA — In one of the most egregiously humiliating gaffes of the 21st century, Tom Brady kissed Giselle Bündchen, wife of almost 10 years, instead of his 12-year old son Jack on Sunday afternoon in the lead up to Super Bowl LIII.
The Patriots quarterback reportedly kisses his son squarely on the mouth for good luck before every game, but he was distracted after eating a hearty gameday feast of half a lettuce leaf and two boiled soybeans to the point where he leaned over and made out with his wife on national television.
Teammate Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski was seen comforting Brady immediately after, while Head Coach Bill Belichick held back Bündchen’s hair as she threw up.
“I was just really taken by surprise,” Bündchen said after an entire bottle of Listerine. “Kissing is his and Jack’s thing. A man and his wife are allowed two kisses in their lives — one on their wedding day, and one if needed during CPR. This was unacceptable and embarrassing not only for our family, but for all of New England.”
At press time, Brady was seen giving Bill Belichick a hickey.