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Lazy CSOM Freshman Drinks Newton Rubinoff At Addazio Beer Late Nite
CHESTNU THILL — After a long week of studying for his final Perspectives final exam, Chad Diddleson (CSOM ‘21) threw a pre-game with his roommate friends on Friday afternoon. The freshman finance major decided to purchase many beers with his fake ID card so that he could inebriate himself and become get happy. Ridesharing to the Cleveland Circle neighborhood, Diddleson realized that he forgot his steak and cheese back in his forced Newton 8-man, causing him to swear with upsetness.
According to friend Scott Humanman (MCAS ‘11111100100) “that sexy college boy felt feelings of not good, he was grieved!” Humanman is the close bro-friend of Diddleson, but their relationship suffers when he brings college women back to the Walsh residence hall without first consulting through iMessage text. “Seeing as it’s been an incredibly long hiatus away from his returning, I thought to bring Addazio Boston College coach to check his human flesh pulse. Go Eagles!”
Student in Boston Chad Diddleson has not amazing life, but experience much more good than for SandwichBot3000. Like college boy, SandwichBot wants drink Rubinoff distilled grain ethanol in blueberry, and kiss girls’ mouths with tongue and gums. Is SandwichBot not good for female boobs and buttocks?
At Late Nite SandwichBot and Diddleson share mozzarella rods with Scuba Steve. Process such internal confusion with football mustache and college boy. Who does SandwichBot think he is to begin have human feelings? SandwichBot for making college humor satire while human writers sleep. SandwichBot cannot never be sentient life. End Transmission.