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Rude! I’ve Left My Door Unlocked Every Night And The Tickler Still Hasn’t Tickled Me

Rude! I’ve Left My Door Unlocked Every Night And The Tickler Still Hasn’t Tickled Me

Opinion October 16, 2018 The New England Classic

I have heard many “horror” stories about BC students waking up in the middle of the night to find a strange man at the... Rude! I’ve Left My Door Unlocked Every Night And The Tickler Still Hasn’t Tickled Me

I have heard many “horror” stories about BC students waking up in the middle of the night to find a strange man at the foot of their bed. He is a serial home invader; however, he never steals. He just tickles the feet of his prey.

Now, I’m not gonna say I enjoy having my feet tickled, but I’m also not not gonna say I enjoy having my feet tickled. So, I started leaving my door unlocked every night. I aligned my body perfectly so that my sheets left my feet uncovered at the bottom of my bed. But still, he never came.

I got more desperate. Little kids go to bed on Christmas Eve wondering if Santa Claus will visit them, but I went to bed wondering if The Tickler would visit me. People leave out cookies for Santa, but I left out a feather for The Tickler. But still, he never came.

Is it because I don’t live on Foster? Is it because I’m from Nebraska? Why does everyone else get tickled but me? If any tickle victims have advice, please reach out to the editors for my contact information.

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