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Will Smith’s Hat-trick Attributed To Teammate Ambrosio’s Hat Tricks
March 26, 2024
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Thank God! My Acapella Roommate Is On Vocal Rest This Weekend
March 21, 2024
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Professors Replaced By Kiosks
March 20, 2024
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LTE: I’m T-pain, You Know Me–T-Pain Wrote This Article
March 19, 2024
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Newton Woods Treehouse and 9 Other Creative Housing Options Suggested By ResLife
March 14, 2024
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BC Girl Reconnects With Her Jesuit Values, Only Eats Bread Rolls And House Wine In Punta
March 13, 2024
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LTE: All Good Deeds Are Inherently Selfish
March 2, 2024
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Conte Skate Turns Into The 78th Annual Hunger Games
February 27, 2024
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Leahy Sends APPA Students To Camp Green Lake To Search For Oil
February 22, 2024
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Visiting The Only Chipotle In Your Country And Other Ways To Make Yourself Feel At Home While Abroad
February 21, 2024
Dwight Jesse (MCAS ’25), one of the students designing the pool, offered some valuable insight: “He really turned himself into a whale. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.”
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Live on CoRo all four years. I’d rather make the commute from exile every damn day than have to walk the marathon from the parking garage to the check-in desk even once. Talk to Molly’s owner for longer than .2 seconds. I’d give that man my instagram handle- hell,...
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THE BONN STUDIO THEATRE — Every aspiring artist struggles with the elusive beast that is creativity. Where do great ideas come from? How do we wield them and shape them into fully formed movies, paintings, novels? These were exactly the questions going through Seymour Bush’s (MCAS ’21) mind as...
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“I didn’t end up having the virus, but just like the Four Loko, that shit cleaned me out. Lots of stuff resurfaced—turns out Jesus and I have a couple of things in common, like mad daddy issues.”
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“To create a more equitable situation, as well as make up for lost revenue, BC will simply schedule two 9/11s for the 2021/22 football season.
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“I AM LLIB YHAEL, ARBITER OF JUSTICE,” screamed the otherworldly abomination. “MY GUNS DISPERSE JUDGEMENT, MY SWORD CLEAVES IGNORANCE IN TWAIN!”
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ST. IGNATIUS — Reports surfaced that the walls in the confessionals are dangerously thin. Current student Jack Barrey (CSOM ’21) said he was waiting in line to confess his sins from two Marathon Mondays ago when he heard something unsettling coming from the confessional. “I sat there in disbelief,...
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LINDEN LANE — Owing to an anonymous source, The Classic has obtained Boston College’s tax records dating back to the early 1870s, giving the clearest picture of the University’s finances to date and revealing centuries of chronic tax evasion and seemingly complete impunity from the United States’ tax code....
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“You know, when the CutCo division of Vector reached out and told us we could make up to $18.50 an hour with a flexible schedule and great co-workers, we were definitely hesitant,” noted Jarmond. “But once we got every single athletics employee running the phones, calling friends and distant cousins, the results really spoke for themselves.”
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