Former Fake ID Owners Spend Weekend at Build-a-Bear, Pump It Up
Big IssuesDrinking February 28, 2022
The remaining population of underage juniors have opted for a more dignified and exclusive option: playing in a private room for 2 hours at Pump It Up. Summer B. Irthday (MCAS ’23) explained to The Classic that she is part of the “silent majority” of underage juniors, and repeatedly reiterated that the rug burn on her knees and elbows are “not what you think.”
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One mod resident who didn’t receive a pick time reported hearing strange sounds throughout the night. “I’d hear, like, Shakira playing and think ‘Oh, he is having a party,’” said Tom Blamigan (LSOE ’22), “but then it’d be followed by the kind of sob that could only come from a grown man. Really guttural stuff. It was tough to listen to.”
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I thought fake ids were a myth – the type of thing you only see in Superbad. Like, it’s literally illegal. I’m a good kid. Sure, I like a good underage drink once in a while but identity theft?!
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Circle Tavern “Edgar Allan Poe Night” Offers Chains, Wine, And Cement Special
BostonDrinkingStudent Life October 19, 2021
Students Storm Field After Beating Newton North 24-20
Campus CultureDrinkingWTF September 29, 2021
“We’re confident that that will translate well to this week’s matchup at Clemson. In a lot of ways, Newton North and Clemson have very similar defensive styles.”
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“BC Before Dark” To Offer Sippy Cups For Little Stupid Babies Who Can’t Drink
Campus CultureDrinking April 12, 2021
“For the first time in a long time, I feel seen,” said Smalls Gerber (MCAS ’22)”
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University Suspends Three Persons of God for Violating Guest Policy
CoronavirusDorm StuffDrinking October 5, 2020
“After we stuffed the Holy Spirit behind the shower curtain, I tried to explain that we’re Three Persons, One God, so we should be exempt… they couldn’t seem to grasp the concept. BC is really going to regret doing this. Do they know who my Father is?”
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